In from outside again

Wednesday 9 November 2011

There is nothing like a good dose of winter to get me out of outside and in to inside and blogging again. After all, my nearest pub is fifteen minutes walk away and tonight it just aint worth it. Ok, that's a lie, my nearest pub is right across the street but it's 'Night of the Living Dead' over there, and I think it's one of these places that still bans women.......

So it's just me, my winter blues and hot milk with gingerbread syrup. I suppose things could be worse.

But then I remember it's winter, and things already are worse. The Yorkshire Pudding is working, I've had to make my own dinner and there's nothing good on TV - Oh the humanity!!!!!

In a desperate attempt to remain sane I bought one of those Sadlight thingimies that have been advertised everywhere, for the bargain price of £99. In all fairness it works and makes me feel a hundred times better. It's just the blinding headaches I get from subjection to it's oh-so-wonderful rays that I have slight objection to. The cure becomes the illness and there is no solution in sight.

But I won't suffer in silence. Oh no.

As the year starts to fade out in a pathetic little fart of exhaustion, maybe I should change my name to Little Miss Meldrew.........

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